Robin:Ahhh, souls! Welcome! Welcome to the Pre-Birth Planning Room — the only place where you voluntarily sign up for acne, heartbreak, and taxes in exchange for “character development.”You’ve just arrived from eternity, and before we ship you off to Earth — where nobody reads the manual — we thought you deserved a behind-the-scenes look at how this whole … [Read more...] about The Pre-Birth Planning Room: I Picked This Life?!
awakening satire
The Enlightenment Bureau: Behind Every Awakening, Chaos
(Spotlight. Stars swirl slowly. Z walks into view — not yet in uniform, just holding a glowing clipboard with stardust on it.)Z (Zendaya):Before you were born…before you had a name, a phone plan, a weird uncle —there was a room.We called it The Planning Room.You sat there, stardust in your voice,choosing lessons like song titles."This one," you said. "I’ll take … [Read more...] about The Enlightenment Bureau: Behind Every Awakening, Chaos