Introduction by Conan [Conan walks on stage, the crowd cheers. He straightens his tie, does the awkward hair flip, and leans into the mic.]“Good evening, everybody! Normally, I come out here and make fun of myself for being pale, lanky, and shaped like a question mark. But tonight… tonight’s different. I had a revelation.See, I’ve spent most of my life … [Read more...] about Conan Learns Why Women Deserve Endless Respect