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Joe Rogan:
Alright, folks, welcome to this very special and totally fictional episode of the podcast. Today’s guest needs no introduction—Jesus Christ. Now, obviously, this is an imaginary conversation, but it’s the kind of ‘what if’ that gets your mind racing.
What if I could sit down with Jesus for three hours and ask him the big questions? Questions about life, love, faith, and what it all means—stuff we all wonder about but don’t always say out loud.
This is a thought experiment, not meant to challenge anyone’s beliefs but to explore some deep ideas and maybe spark a new perspective or two. So, kick back, keep an open mind, and let’s dive into this fictional but fascinating conversation with Jesus Christ.
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Early Life and Mission
Joe Rogan:
Can you tell us what your childhood was like? Were you aware of your mission at a young age?
Jesus:
"My childhood was simple but filled with love. Nazareth was a small village, and life was close to the earth. We worked hard as a family and celebrated together during the Jewish festivals. I felt a deep connection to God, my Father, even as a child. At a young age, I was drawn to the Torah, asking questions of the rabbis, as you might recall from the story in the temple when I was 12. My awareness of my mission grew gradually. At first, it was more a sense of being deeply called—a quiet, persistent whisper in my heart. Over time, that whisper became a voice I couldn’t ignore, one that guided every step."
Joe Rogan:
What was it like growing up in Nazareth during your time?
Jesus:
"Life in Nazareth was humble. It was a village of maybe 400 people at most, surrounded by hills and fields. Most of us were poor but resourceful. We were a close-knit community, sharing what little we had and supporting one another through work and worship. We spoke Aramaic, but we also heard Greek and Hebrew from traders and scholars. I loved walking in the hills, watching the seasons change, and seeing God’s fingerprints in nature. It was quiet there, far from the bustle of Jerusalem. I think that simplicity helped me listen to God’s voice more clearly."
Joe Rogan:
Did you have siblings, and what was your relationship like with your family?
Jesus:
"Yes, I had brothers and sisters. My family was large by today’s standards, and we lived under one roof. My relationship with them was, at times, like any other—filled with love, responsibility, and occasional misunderstanding. My teachings and growing sense of mission were difficult for some of them to understand early on. It’s not easy to see your brother as a teacher or messenger from God. But in time, they understood and stood by me. My mother, Mary, was steadfast. Her faith in my purpose was unshakable."
Joe Rogan:
What was your experience learning carpentry from Joseph?
Jesus:
"Joseph was patient, steady, and wise. Carpentry back then wasn’t just about working with wood—it also involved stone and building. I learned to use my hands, to measure carefully, and to create something solid and lasting. More importantly, Joseph taught me humility, patience, and the value of honest work. Those lessons shaped me as much as my prayers did. I learned to see God in the act of creation—whether it was crafting a table or shaping a life."
Joe Rogan:
At what point did you fully realize your divine mission?
Jesus:
"The fullness of my mission became clear during my baptism by John in the Jordan River. When the heavens opened, and I heard, 'This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased,' it was a moment of complete clarity. The Spirit descended upon me like a dove, and I knew the time had come to step fully into my purpose. Before that moment, the call had always been present, growing in strength and certainty, but that day it became undeniable. From that point on, every word, step, and act of love was aligned with the will of the Father."
Teachings and Miracles
Joe Rogan:
How would you explain the purpose of your parables to modern listeners?
Jesus:
"Parables are stories that invite people to discover the truth rather than just hear it. Truths about God, love, and the kingdom of heaven are beyond mere explanation—they need to be experienced in the heart. A parable creates a space where the listener must reflect and find their own understanding. For example, the Parable of the Good Samaritan wasn’t just about helping a man in need; it broke down cultural and religious barriers. My stories challenged people to see the world and themselves differently. Today, parables still work because the heart learns best through symbols and stories."
Joe Rogan:
Were the miracles you performed literal, symbolic, or both?
Jesus:
"Both. Every miracle I performed was real, but each one also carried a deeper message. When I healed the blind, it wasn’t only about sight—it was about opening spiritual eyes to truth. When I fed the five thousand, it wasn’t only about bread and fish—it was about God’s abundant provision. Miracles were signs, not ends in themselves. They showed God’s love and presence in the world. They invited people to trust that there is something greater than their current reality—a kingdom where love, healing, and wholeness are abundant."
Joe Rogan:
What do you consider the most important teaching you shared with humanity?
Jesus:
"Love. Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself. Everything else flows from this. Love isn’t just an emotion; it’s a way of living. When you truly love, you serve, forgive, and heal others. You see beyond division and recognize the divine in each person. I taught people to love their enemies, because love transforms darkness into light. It is the foundation of God’s kingdom and the path to peace."
Joe Rogan:
How did you maintain such peace and presence under pressure, especially during your crucifixion?
Jesus:
"My peace came from my connection to the Father. I knew that my life—and even my suffering—was part of a greater purpose. The world could harm my body, but it couldn’t touch my spirit. At every moment, I turned to God in prayer. Even in the garden of Gethsemane, when I felt the weight of what was coming, I said, 'Not my will, but Yours be done.' Surrendering to God’s will brings profound peace. On the cross, I forgave because I understood that those who hurt me were acting from ignorance. Love and forgiveness gave me strength."
Joe Rogan:
Why do you think forgiveness is so misunderstood today?
Jesus:
"Because forgiveness is often seen as weakness when, in truth, it is the greatest strength. People think forgiving means excusing someone’s actions, but it’s not about condoning harm—it’s about freeing yourself from the burden of resentment. When you hold onto anger, you imprison your own heart. Forgiveness doesn’t mean forgetting; it means choosing love over bitterness. It’s an act of courage and trust—trust that God’s justice is greater than our own. Forgiveness heals the forgiver as much as the forgiven."
Religion and Spirituality
Joe Rogan:
Were you trying to start a religion, or was that something humans interpreted later?
Jesus:
"I didn’t come to start a religion; I came to restore humanity’s relationship with God. My message was simple: Love God and love one another. Religion came later, as people tried to systematize my teachings into doctrines and practices. While community and shared worship can be beautiful, the essence of my message isn’t about rules or institutions—it’s about the heart. My goal was to inspire people to live with love, faith, and compassion, whether they called it a religion or not."
Joe Rogan:
What do you think of the way Christianity has evolved over the centuries?
Jesus:
"Christianity has done both great good and caused deep pain. My message of love has inspired people to heal, serve, and care for the poor, the oppressed, and the forgotten. But there have also been times when my name was used to justify violence, control, and division. This was never my intent. The closer people stay to love, humility, and service, the closer they are to the truth of my teachings. Where there is pride, hatred, or greed, the spirit of God is absent, no matter what name it’s done under."
Joe Rogan:
How do you feel about other spiritual leaders like Buddha, Muhammad, or modern mystics?
Jesus:
"I see them as seekers of truth, calling people to higher ways of living. Each has brought light to those who were searching. God’s wisdom is not bound by one path, and love speaks to every heart in a way they can understand. I taught that whoever seeks truth will find it. What matters most is not whose name you follow but whether you live with love, compassion, and humility. Those who live in love live in God, for God is love."
Joe Rogan:
Do people need organized religion to connect with God, or is direct experience enough?
Jesus:
"Direct experience is always enough because God is within you, closer than your breath. You don’t need a building or rituals to find God; you need a willing and open heart. Organized religion can be a helpful guide for some, offering community, shared worship, and traditions. But it can also become a barrier when it replaces personal connection with dogma. I told people, 'The kingdom of God is within you.' God is always there, waiting to meet you in silence, in nature, and in acts of love."
Joe Rogan:
What happens after we die? Is there heaven, hell, or something beyond human imagination?
Jesus:
"Life doesn’t end at death; it transforms. Heaven is not just a place but a state of union with God—eternal peace, joy, and love. Hell, on the other hand, is the absence of that union, a separation caused by one’s own choices and unwillingness to embrace love. But God’s mercy is infinite, and the soul always has the opportunity to return to love. What awaits beyond this life is more beautiful and vast than the human mind can comprehend. I told my disciples, 'In my Father’s house are many rooms.' Trust that what comes next is guided by love and justice."
Philosophy of Life
Joe Rogan:
What do you think the meaning of life is for humanity?
Jesus:
"The meaning of life is to know God, to love, and to serve one another. Each of you is created in the image of God, with a unique purpose to express love in your own way. Life is a gift, an opportunity to grow closer to God through your choices, actions, and relationships. When you live with love, you align yourself with the divine plan. Life is not about what you achieve, but who you become in the process of loving, forgiving, and creating peace."
Joe Rogan:
How can people today achieve inner peace in such a chaotic world?
Jesus:
"Peace begins within. It comes not from controlling the world around you but from trusting God in all circumstances. When you seek first the kingdom of God—love, truth, and righteousness—peace naturally follows. Let go of fear, which clouds your mind and hardens your heart. Spend time in stillness, in prayer, and in gratitude. Recognize that God is with you always, even in the chaos. When you center yourself in this truth, the noise of the world fades, and you can act with calm and purpose."
Joe Rogan:
Do you believe free will truly exists, or is life predestined?
Jesus:
"Both free will and divine purpose exist in harmony. God has a plan for each of you—a path of love and growth—but you are free to walk it or turn away. Free will allows you to choose how you respond to life’s challenges. Every choice brings consequences that shape your soul. Even when you stray, God’s love invites you back to the path. Life is like a journey with many roads; the destination is the same, but how you arrive depends on your choices. Your freedom to choose love is what makes love meaningful."
Joe Rogan:
What advice would you give to someone who feels hopeless or lost?
Jesus:
"I would say, you are not alone. Even in your darkest moments, God is with you. Take one step at a time, and let love guide you. When you feel lost, turn your focus outward—help someone in need, no matter how small the act. Love has the power to heal both the giver and the receiver. If you are hopeless, remember that your story is not over. A seed must be buried in the earth before it grows into something beautiful. Trust that light will break through the darkness. Come to me, all who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest."
Joe Rogan:
If you were walking among us today, what would you say to people chasing wealth and fame?
Jesus:
"I would say, ‘What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his soul?’ Wealth and fame are not evil on their own, but when they become your god, they trap you. True joy comes not from what you possess but from how you live and love. Share what you have, help those who suffer, and you will find riches that last—riches of the spirit. Seek first the kingdom of God, and everything else will fall into place. Remember, when you chase love and truth, the rest follows naturally."
Contemporary Topics
Joe Rogan:
What are your thoughts on technology, AI, and the modern digital age?
Jesus:
"Technology itself is neither good nor bad; it is a tool. How you use it determines whether it serves love or creates division. Technology can connect people, spread knowledge, and inspire kindness, but it can also isolate you, amplify fear, and distract you from what matters most. AI is a reflection of humanity's intelligence, yet it cannot replace the human heart, which is where God’s spirit dwells. Use technology wisely—let it bring people together and uplift souls, not pull you further from your purpose. Always ask, ‘Does this serve love?’ If it doesn’t, reconsider."
Joe Rogan:
How would you address the division and conflicts in the world today?
Jesus:
"I would remind you that you are all children of the same Father. Division arises when you forget this truth—when you focus on differences instead of love. It’s easy to label others as ‘enemy’ or ‘other,’ but these divisions are illusions. Love your neighbor, even when they look, speak, or think differently. Love your enemies because love heals wounds and bridges divides. True peace begins when you recognize the divine in every person and act accordingly. As I said before, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.’"
Joe Rogan:
If you had the chance, what would you say to leaders of countries and corporations?
Jesus:
"I would say: Lead with humility and love. A true leader serves the people, not themselves. If you hold power, you also hold great responsibility—to lift up the poor, care for the oppressed, and protect the earth that God has entrusted to you. Remember, wealth and power are temporary, but the impact of your actions is eternal. Serve with justice and mercy, and you will leave a legacy that honors God and uplifts humanity."
Joe Rogan:
How do you feel about science, evolution, and the Big Bang? Are they compatible with your teachings?
Jesus:
"Science and faith are not enemies; they are two ways of seeking truth. Science explores the ‘how’ of creation, while faith reveals the ‘why.’ The universe is vast and intricate—a reflection of God’s intelligence and creativity. If the Big Bang began the universe, then I would say, ‘Let there be light.’ Evolution, too, is a process through which life unfolds, shaped by divine will. Do not fear science. All truth comes from God, and where science and faith seem to differ, it is often because understanding is incomplete. Seek truth, and you will find it."
Joe Rogan:
What role does psychedelics, like DMT or psilocybin, play in connecting to the divine?
Jesus:
"Psychedelics can sometimes offer a glimpse of divine reality, but they are not the path itself. The kingdom of God is within you, and you do not need external substances to find it. These experiences may open a door, but true connection to God comes through love, prayer, humility, and service. If you rely on substances, you risk mistaking the experience for the relationship. God’s presence is always accessible—whether you are in stillness, in nature, or helping another person. Seek the lasting connection, not just the temporary vision."
Personal Questions
Joe Rogan:
What did you experience during the 40 days in the wilderness? Did you face real temptation?
Jesus:
"Yes, the temptation was very real. The wilderness was a place of solitude, fasting, and deep prayer. During those 40 days, I was confronted with the desires that pull humanity away from God: hunger for power, the craving for comfort, and the need for validation. The tempter tried to lure me with promises of earthly kingdoms, safety, and satisfaction. But I resisted by leaning fully on God. Temptation reveals what you rely on most—whether it is the fleeting things of this world or the eternal presence of God. The wilderness prepared me for my ministry by anchoring me in complete trust."
Joe Rogan:
Who were your closest friends and why? Was Judas’s betrayal part of a greater plan?
Jesus:
"My closest friends were those who believed in the mission and walked with me, even when they didn’t fully understand it. Peter, John, and James were like brothers to me. Mary Magdalene’s faith was unwavering, and she understood the depths of my message. Judas… yes, his betrayal was part of a greater plan, though it was born of his own choices. He was not my enemy, but a man who lost his way. Even in betrayal, love and forgiveness remain. What others mean for harm, God can use for good. My crucifixion was not the end but a door to redemption for all."
Joe Rogan:
Were there ever moments of doubt or fear in your mission?
Jesus:
"In my humanity, I felt the weight of what I was called to do, especially in Gethsemane. I prayed, ‘Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from me.’ Fear and sorrow are part of the human experience. But in those moments, I surrendered to God’s will, trusting that love would prevail. I never doubted the Father’s plan or His presence. Even on the cross, when I cried out, ‘My God, why have You forsaken me?’ it was not doubt—it was the fullness of human suffering, a moment where I felt the weight of separation to bring all of you back to unity with God."
Joe Rogan:
Can you share what happened after your resurrection? Where did you go, and why did you leave?
Jesus:
"After my resurrection, I remained with my disciples for 40 days. I appeared to them, offering peace and proof that death had been overcome. I walked with them, shared meals, and reminded them of their mission: to spread God’s love to all nations. My ascension was not an abandonment but a return to the Father. I left to send the Holy Spirit, who dwells within each of you and guides you even now. My physical presence ended, but my spirit remains with you always, as I promised, ‘I am with you to the end of the age.’"
Joe Rogan:
If you could leave one message for humanity in this moment, what would it be?
Jesus:
"Love one another. The world is weary and broken because love has been forgotten. Do not let fear divide you or pride blind you. Be kind, forgive freely, and care for the least among you, for in doing so, you serve God. Remember, ‘Whatever you did for the least of these, you did for me.’ Let your hearts be a reflection of God’s love, for love conquers hatred, heals wounds, and brings peace. If you live with love, you will find the kingdom of God—here and now."
Short Bios:
Joe Rogan is a comedian, UFC commentator, and host of The Joe Rogan Experience, known for deep, unfiltered conversations with diverse guests.
Jesus Christ, a spiritual teacher and central figure of Christianity, shared a timeless message of love, forgiveness, and hope that continues to inspire billions.
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