Conan O’Brien’s Ultimate World Tour: 10 Must-See Places in 2025

Conan O’Brien:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most ambitious, ill-advised, and possibly frostbite-inducing adventure of my life—my Ultimate World Tour! That’s right, I, Conan O’Brien, a man whose main survival skill is making people laugh while failing at basic travel, have decided to take on the world… literally."

"Why, you ask? Well, because the world is changing fast, and 2025 is shaping up to be the year to see some of the most breathtaking places on Earth before they evolve, disappear, or become even harder to visit. Plus, let’s be honest—I just really needed a break from sitting behind a desk."

"Throughout this journey, I’ll be joined by local experts, world-famous celebrities, and, on occasion, wild animals who may or may not tolerate my presence. From the ancient tea houses of Kyoto to the futuristic skyline of Dubai, from trekking across glaciers in Patagonia to stumbling my way through K-pop dance lessons in Seoul, I’m diving headfirst into cultural experiences, historical wonders, and moments of pure comedic failure."

"I’ll be getting up close with gorillas in Rwanda, getting lost in vineyards in Tuscany, freezing my red-haired self in Antarctica, gasping for air at Machu Picchu, eating my body weight in pastries in Lisbon, and risking life and limb trying to avoid sharks in the Great Barrier Reef—all while making you laugh at my expense."

"So buckle up, folks! This is going to be a journey full of adventure, awkward cultural misunderstandings, and at least three moments where I question all my life choices. First stop—Kyoto, Japan!"

(Note: This is an imaginary conversation, a creative exploration of an idea, and not a real speech or event.)

1. Kyoto, Japan

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian and professional travel mischief-maker
• Tour Guide: Yuki Tanaka – Kyoto-based cultural expert and historian
• Hiroyuki Sanada – Legendary Japanese actor (The Last Samurai, John Wick 4)
• Marie Kondo – Decluttering expert and advocate of mindful living

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Fushimi Inari Shrine (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – Walking Through Thousands of Torii Gates

Yuki Tanaka (Tour Guide): "Conan-san, we begin at Kyoto’s most famous site—Fushimi Inari Shrine. Thousands of bright red torii gates create a pathway up Mount Inari."

Conan O’Brien: "Fantastic! A hike! Nothing says ‘relaxing morning’ like a workout before breakfast."

Hiroyuki Sanada: "Think of it as a test of endurance—like a samurai training session."

Marie Kondo: "And walking through the gates brings a sense of order and clarity. Just like tidying your home."

Conan O’Brien: "Marie, I’m sure this path sparks joy, but I’m already sweating. Can we teleport to breakfast?"

2. Nishiki Market (9:30 AM - 11:00 AM) – The ‘Kitchen of Kyoto’ Food Adventure

Yuki Tanaka: "Time for breakfast at Nishiki Market, Kyoto’s famous food street."

Conan O’Brien: "I love this! What’s on the menu?"

Marie Kondo: "Try yuba (tofu skin), matcha sweets, and grilled eel skewers!"

Hiroyuki Sanada: "And don't forget takoyaki—octopus dumplings."

Conan O’Brien: "Okay, but I should warn you… my relationship with seafood is complicated."

(A few minutes later, Conan takes a bite of takoyaki, only to dramatically pretend to pass out.)

Conan O’Brien: "It’s delicious… but I just realized I may have deeply offended this octopus’s family."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Arashiyama Bamboo Forest (12:30 PM - 2:00 PM) – Walking Amongst Giants

Yuki Tanaka: "Now, we enter Arashiyama Bamboo Forest—one of Kyoto’s most breathtaking spots."

Conan O’Brien: "This is stunning. Peaceful. And just tall enough that I feel short for once."

Marie Kondo: "The wind moving through the bamboo is nature’s way of tidying the mind."

Hiroyuki Sanada: "Many warriors and poets found inspiration here."

Conan O’Brien: "I can see why. It’s a place where you reflect… and also consider hiding if you accidentally insult a samurai."

4. Private Tea Ceremony in Gion (2:30 PM - 4:30 PM) – Learning the Art of Zen

Yuki Tanaka: "Now, Conan-san, a private tea ceremony with a geisha and tea master in Gion."

Conan O’Brien: "Ah, perfect. A chance to embarrass myself in front of people with perfect posture."

Hiroyuki Sanada: "Tea ceremonies require patience, grace, and respect."

(Conan dramatically bows too low and spills tea all over himself.)

Marie Kondo: "It seems you are embracing imperfection. That, too, sparks joy."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Onsen (Hot Spring Bath) with a View of Mount Atago

Yuki Tanaka: "To end the day, a traditional onsen with a view of Mount Atago."

Conan O’Brien: "Wait, wait. So I have to get completely naked?"

Hiroyuki Sanada: "Yes, it is the tradition."

Conan O’Brien: "Do people really want to see Conan O’Brien in his natural, pasty form?"

Marie Kondo: "Your body is part of the experience. Embrace it, and it will bring harmony."

Conan O’Brien: "Or trauma. But hey, I’m in Japan—when in Kyoto, do as the Kyoto-ans do!"

(Conan steps into the steaming onsen, sighs deeply, and finally relaxes.)

Conan O’Brien: "You know what? This… this is perfect. Kyoto, you win this round."

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Kyoto, you’ve been amazing. From mystical shrines to bamboo forests, and nearly getting arrested for improper tea etiquette, this has been an unforgettable day!"

Hiroyuki Sanada: "You did well, Conan. You’ve earned your honorary samurai status."

Marie Kondo: "And hopefully, this journey has helped you declutter your soul."

Conan O’Brien: "Marie, my soul is an absolute disaster, but at least I know where to start… with another round of takoyaki!"

2. Dubai, UAE

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, always on the verge of getting kicked out of fancy places
• Tour Guide: Amal Al-Farsi – Emirati travel expert and historian
• Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed (Fazza) – Crown Prince of Dubai, adventurer, and poet
• Balqees Fathi – Emirati-Yemeni pop singer and cultural icon

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Burj Khalifa (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – The World’s Tallest Building

Amal Al-Farsi (Tour Guide): "Good morning, Conan! We start at the Burj Khalifa—828 meters high, the tallest building on Earth."

Conan O’Brien: "Great! I love starting my day by questioning my mortality at extreme heights."

Sheikh Hamdan (Fazza): "I actually BASE-jumped off this building once."

Conan O’Brien: "Of course, because you’re an actual action hero. Meanwhile, I’m worried about tripping on the escalator."

Balqees Fathi: "The view from the top is breathtaking. You can see the entire city, the desert, and even parts of the coast."

Conan O’Brien: "Awesome. So, if I pass out from fear, at least I’ll have a nice view on the way down."

2. Old Dubai & Al Fahidi Historical District (9:30 AM - 11:00 AM) – The City’s Origins

Amal Al-Farsi: "Now, we travel back in time to Old Dubai—narrow alleys, wind-tower houses, and the Dubai Creek, where trade first flourished."

Conan O’Brien: "Wow, so this is pre-gold-plated-everything Dubai?"

Sheikh Hamdan: "Exactly. My family’s ancestors were pearl divers here before oil changed everything."

Balqees Fathi: "And here in Al Fahidi, the culture is preserved—art galleries, traditional Emirati coffee, and the stunning Sheikh Mohammed Centre for Cultural Understanding."

Conan O’Brien: "Does it also help clueless Americans understand how to properly wear a kandura?"

Sheikh Hamdan: "Let’s just say… we’ll need to work on your form before you leave."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Desert Safari & Dune Bashing (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – Off-Roading in the Arabian Desert

Amal Al-Farsi: "Now, we take a 4x4 and head into the desert!"

Conan O’Brien: "Oh good, I was hoping today would involve the potential for motion sickness."

Balqees Fathi: "Dune bashing is thrilling! Hold on tight!"

(The vehicle speeds up a sand dune and then plunges down. Conan’s face turns pale.)

Conan O’Brien: "I’d like to lodge a formal complaint against physics."

Sheikh Hamdan: "Would you rather ride a camel instead?"

Conan O’Brien: "As long as the camel doesn’t suddenly drop 20 feet like that dune, I’m in."

4. The Museum of the Future (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM) – Exploring the Year 2071

Amal Al-Farsi: "Welcome to the Museum of the Future—a place where science, AI, and imagination merge to showcase Dubai’s vision for the future."

Conan O’Brien: "So… am I going to meet my robot replacement here?"

Balqees Fathi: "Potentially! There’s an exhibit on AI’s role in humanity’s future."

Sheikh Hamdan: "Dubai is always looking ahead—this museum is more than just a look into the future, it’s a challenge to dream bigger."

Conan O’Brien: "I love it. But if there’s a section that predicts what my career looks like in 2071, I’d like to skip it for emotional reasons."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Dining at an Underwater Restaurant – Ossiano at Atlantis, The Palm

Amal Al-Farsi: "To end the day, we dine at Ossiano—an underwater restaurant with floor-to-ceiling views of marine life."

Conan O’Brien: "Hold on. So I’m eating seafood… while fish watch me eat their cousins?"

Balqees Fathi: "Yes, but in a luxurious setting!"

Sheikh Hamdan: "It’s one of the most unique dining experiences in the world."

Conan O’Brien: "Right. Nothing says ‘luxury’ like a fish silently judging my menu choices."

(A massive stingray swims past the window.)

Conan O’Brien: "I think that stingray just shook its head at me."

Balqees Fathi: "That means you’ve truly immersed yourself in Dubai culture."

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Dubai, you are officially insane—in the best possible way. I’ve experienced ancient traditions, futuristic tech, desert chaos, and now… the existential crisis of eating seafood in front of fish."

Sheikh Hamdan: "That’s the spirit of Dubai—past, present, and future all at once."

Balqees Fathi: "And you didn’t even fall off Burj Khalifa. A successful trip!"

Conan O’Brien: "Let’s not jinx it—I still have to make it to the airport."

3. Patagonia, Chile & Argentina

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, professional misadventurer
• Tour Guide: Sofia Navarro – Patagonia-based nature expert and trekking guide
• Pedro Pascal – Chilean actor (The Last of Us, The Mandalorian)
• Lionel Messi – Argentinian soccer legend

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Perito Moreno Glacier (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – Walking on a Massive Ice Field

Sofia Navarro (Tour Guide): "Good morning, Conan! We begin with one of the world’s most famous glaciers—Perito Moreno in Argentina."

Conan O’Brien: "Nothing says ‘wake up’ like walking on a massive chunk of ice!"

Lionel Messi: "It’s one of the only glaciers still growing instead of shrinking."

Pedro Pascal: "Just don’t fall into a crevasse. It’s not like The Mandalorian can come rescue you."

Conan O’Brien: "Right, so if I slip, I’m either frozen forever or become an ice sculpture for future tourists. Noted."

(Conan takes a dramatic but unnecessary safety rope, wrapping himself up like a mummy.)

Sofia Navarro: "That’s… not necessary."

2. Torres del Paine National Park (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM) – Hiking with Breathtaking Views

Sofia Navarro: "Now, we cross into Chile to explore Torres del Paine National Park."

Conan O’Brien: "Okay, so we went from ‘falling into an icy abyss’ to ‘hiking for hours with no Wi-Fi.’ Excellent."

Pedro Pascal: "Trust me, Conan, the mountains here are unreal. It’s the kind of place where legends are made."

Lionel Messi: "It’s also incredibly remote. You’re more likely to see a puma than another human."

Conan O’Brien: "Great! So either I discover inner peace… or get eaten by a large cat."

Sofia Navarro: "No worries, pumas don’t attack people often."

Conan O’Brien: "‘Often’ is not as reassuring as you think, Sofia."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Horseback Riding with Gauchos (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – Experiencing Patagonia’s Cowboy Culture

Sofia Navarro: "Now, we embrace the cowboy spirit of Patagonia—riding with gauchos."

Conan O’Brien: "So I’m getting on a horse. This should end well."

Pedro Pascal: "You’ll love it. Riding through these wide-open spaces is the definition of freedom."

Lionel Messi: "Plus, gauchos are the original masters of the land."

(Conan mounts a horse, which immediately starts walking the wrong way.)

Conan O’Brien: "I think my horse is rebelling against me."

Sofia Navarro: "It senses your fear."

Conan O’Brien: "Well, it’s very perceptive."

4. Kayaking Through Glacial Waters (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM) – Paddling Among Icebergs

Sofia Navarro: "Next up, we kayak through glacial waters surrounded by icebergs."

Conan O’Brien: "Just checking—are there sharks?"

Pedro Pascal: "No sharks, but you might see a whale."

Lionel Messi: "And if you fall in, you get a free ice bath."

Conan O’Brien: "Oh, fantastic. I love when nature tries to turn me into a popsicle."

(Conan cautiously paddles, looking around nervously.)

Sofia Navarro: "Relax, Conan. This is one of the most peaceful experiences in the world."

Conan O’Brien: "That depends on whether you’re the kayaker… or the iceberg about to flip me over."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Stargazing in Patagonia’s Dark Sky Reserve

Sofia Navarro: "To end the day, we enjoy one of Patagonia’s best-kept secrets—the clearest night sky in the world."

Conan O’Brien: "Finally! A Patagonia activity where I just sit and do nothing."

Pedro Pascal: "You can see the Milky Way like nowhere else here."

Lionel Messi: "It reminds me of playing under stadium lights, except these are natural."

Conan O’Brien: "And no one is chasing you down trying to steal your jersey."

Sofia Navarro: "Exactly. Just you, the cosmos, and infinite wonder."

(Conan stares at the sky, dramatically sighs, and looks deep in thought.)

Conan O’Brien: "Wow. I just realized something… I forgot to charge my phone."

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Patagonia, you tried to kill me with ice, horses, and pumas, but in the end, you won me over with stars and existential dread."

Pedro Pascal: "You’ve officially survived one of the wildest places on Earth."

Lionel Messi: "And your horse still doesn’t respect you."

Conan O’Brien: "That’s fair. At least the glaciers didn’t judge me… I think."

4. Rwanda, Africa

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, professional travel disaster
• Tour Guide: Amina Uwimana – Rwandan conservationist and gorilla trekking expert
• Kigeli Ndahiro – Wildlife photographer and local storyteller
• Sherrie Silver – Rwandan choreographer known for her work on Childish Gambino’s "This Is America"

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Gorilla Trekking in Volcanoes National Park (8:00 AM - 10:30 AM) – Up Close with Mountain Gorillas

Amina Uwimana (Tour Guide): "Good morning, Conan! Today, we embark on a once-in-a-lifetime experience—tracking wild mountain gorillas in Volcanoes National Park."

Conan O’Brien: "Great! Nothing like starting the day by meeting animals stronger and more dignified than me."

Kigeli Ndahiro: "Be respectful. Gorillas are very intelligent. If they sense fear, they’ll ignore you."

Conan O’Brien: "I’ve been ignored by Hollywood executives my whole career—I can handle this."

(After an hour of trekking, they finally spot a silverback gorilla.)

Sherrie Silver: "Look at him! So calm, so wise!"

Conan O’Brien: "I think he’s judging me. He knows I couldn’t survive a single day in the wild."

(The gorilla grunts and turns away.)

Amina Uwimana: "He’s showing that he accepts you."

Conan O’Brien: "Or he’s doing what most people do when I start talking—pretending I don’t exist."

2. Kigali Genocide Memorial (11:00 AM - 12:30 PM) – Honoring Rwanda’s History

Amina Uwimana: "Now, we visit a place that tells the story of Rwanda’s past and its incredible recovery—the Kigali Genocide Memorial."

Conan O’Brien: "I know we’ve been joking around, but I understand this is a deeply serious and emotional place."

Kigeli Ndahiro: "Yes. It is a place for reflection, to understand the resilience of Rwanda and how we have rebuilt as a nation."

Sherrie Silver: "And to appreciate how Rwandans turned tragedy into a future of peace and unity."

(The group silently walks through the memorial, taking in the powerful exhibits.)

Conan O’Brien: "It’s remarkable. The strength of this country… I can’t even imagine going through something like this and coming out stronger."

Amina Uwimana: "That is the Rwandan spirit—moving forward, always."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Nyamirambo Women’s Center (1:00 PM - 2:30 PM) – Learning Rwandan Craftsmanship & Fashion

Amina Uwimana: "Now, we visit Nyamirambo Women’s Center, a cooperative empowering local women through handmade crafts and fashion."

Conan O’Brien: "You’re telling me I can get a custom-made Rwandan outfit? This is my moment!"

Sherrie Silver: "Yes! Get something bold, something vibrant!"

(Conan emerges in a bright kitenge outfit, complete with an elaborate headwrap.)

Kigeli Ndahiro: "…That is certainly a statement."

Conan O’Brien: "Thank you. I call it ‘The Ginger King of Rwanda’ look."

Amina Uwimana: "The important thing is that your purchase supports local artisans."

Conan O’Brien: "Exactly! And it ensures I never get lost in a crowd again."

4. Akagera National Park Safari (3:00 PM - 5:30 PM) – Rwanda’s Big Five Wildlife Experience

Amina Uwimana: "Time for another adventure—a safari through Akagera National Park."

Conan O’Brien: "Alright! Let’s see some lions, elephants, and hopefully not get eaten in the process."

Kigeli Ndahiro: "Akagera is home to the Big Five—lions, elephants, buffalo, leopards, and rhinos."

(The safari truck suddenly stops.)

Sherrie Silver: "Look! A lion!"

(Conan freezes as the lion stares directly at him.)

Conan O’Brien: "Okay. I know they say don’t make eye contact, but I think this guy just decided I’m on the menu."

Amina Uwimana: "Relax. He’s just curious."

Conan O’Brien: "Great. I love being a curiosity. Just as long as I don’t become dinner."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Traditional Rwandan Dance & Dinner by Lake Kivu

Amina Uwimana: "To end the day, we enjoy a lakeside dinner with traditional Rwandan music and dance."

Sherrie Silver: "And Conan, I hope you’re ready to dance!"

Conan O’Brien: "No one is ever ready for me to dance, Sherrie. But let’s do it!"

(The drummers start playing, and Sherrie teaches Conan traditional Rwandan dance moves.)

Kigeli Ndahiro: "Wow. That is… something."

Conan O’Brien: "You’re witnessing history. This is the moment Rwandan dance legends decide never to invite me back."

(Everyone laughs as Conan dramatically spins, nearly falling into Lake Kivu.)

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Rwanda, you’ve given me wisdom, adventure, and a strong chance of appearing in a future blooper reel of failed dance moves."

Amina Uwimana: "You’ve done well, Conan. You embraced the heart of Rwanda."

Kigeli Ndahiro: "And somehow, you survived."

Sherrie Silver: "Barely!"

Conan O’Brien: "Rwanda, I love you. But next time, I’m bringing dance lessons… and a backup plan for when a lion locks eyes with me."

5. Tuscany, Italy

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, honorary disaster in every country
• Tour Guide: Lucia Romano – Local historian and wine expert
• Andrea Bocelli – Legendary Italian tenor and Tuscany native
• Sophia Loren – Iconic Italian actress and cultural treasure

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Sunrise Hot Air Balloon Ride Over Tuscany (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – Floating Above Vineyards and Medieval Towns

Lucia Romano (Tour Guide): "Buongiorno, Conan! We begin with a breathtaking hot air balloon ride over Tuscany."

Conan O’Brien: "Nothing like starting the day by floating in a basket thousands of feet in the air!"

Sophia Loren: "It’s the most peaceful way to see the Tuscan countryside."

Andrea Bocelli: "You can see vineyards, rolling hills, and even Florence in the distance."

Conan O’Brien: "Right. And the only thing stopping me from falling is… this wicker basket?"

(The balloon lifts off, and Conan clings to the side dramatically.)

Lucia Romano: "Relax, Conan. This is one of the safest experiences in Italy."

Conan O’Brien: "Right. Just as long as no one drops their espresso on me from another balloon."

2. Truffle Hunting in the Forests of San Miniato (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM) – Finding Italy’s Most Expensive Fungus

Lucia Romano: "Now, we head to San Miniato to hunt for the legendary white truffle."

Conan O’Brien: "You’re telling me I have to find my own food? This is the hardest I’ve worked for lunch in years!"

Sophia Loren: "Truffle hunting is a tradition. The best ones are found with trained dogs."

(A fluffy truffle-hunting dog named Beppe starts sniffing the ground.)

Andrea Bocelli: "Beppe is better at finding treasure than most people."

(Beppe digs up a truffle. Conan excitedly grabs it and holds it up like a trophy.)

Conan O’Brien: "I found one! Does this make me an honorary Italian?"

Lucia Romano: "It makes you a man who owes Beppe a treat."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Wine Tasting at a Tuscan Vineyard (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – Sipping the Best Chianti and Brunello

Lucia Romano: "Welcome to a traditional vineyard. Here, we will taste the finest Chianti and Brunello di Montalcino wines."

Conan O’Brien: "Finally! An activity that doesn’t involve me possibly falling or getting lost."

Sophia Loren: "Ah, but the wine might make you lost in thought."

Andrea Bocelli: "Wine is music in a glass. It tells a story of the land."

(Conan takes a sip, dramatically swirls the glass, and sniffs it like a professional.)

Conan O’Brien: "Mmm… I detect notes of… grapes."

Lucia Romano: "Very insightful, Conan."

Conan O’Brien: "I have a sophisticated palate. I also detect… a desperate need for cheese."

4. Cooking Class in a Tuscan Farmhouse (3:00 PM - 5:30 PM) – Making Handmade Pasta

Lucia Romano: "Now, we learn to make traditional pasta from scratch in a farmhouse kitchen."

Conan O’Brien: "Great! Because I totally look like someone who knows his way around dough."

Sophia Loren: "Cooking is an art. You must feel the pasta."

Andrea Bocelli: "And put love into it, like a song."

(Conan rolls out pasta dough but somehow gets it stuck on his arm.)

Conan O’Brien: "Is this… is this normal?"

Lucia Romano: "No. But we will work with it."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Opera Performance in an Open-Air Tuscan Amphitheater

Lucia Romano: "To end the day, a special performance by Andrea Bocelli in an open-air amphitheater."

Conan O’Brien: "I mean, what else could top today? Let’s hear the voice of Tuscany himself!"

Andrea Bocelli: "I will sing Con te partirò—a song about beautiful journeys."

Sophia Loren: "And Conan, perhaps you will join for the final note?"

Conan O’Brien: "I don’t know… I don’t want to outshine Andrea Bocelli."

(Andrea begins to sing. Conan tries to harmonize but immediately cracks a note.)

Conan O’Brien: "That was a test. Just making sure everyone appreciates how incredible Bocelli is!"

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Tuscany, you’ve given me romance, adventure, fine wine, and the humiliating realization that I can’t sing opera."

Andrea Bocelli: "But you tried, and that is what matters."

Sophia Loren: "And you made pasta. That is enough to be Italian for a day."

Conan O’Brien: "Tuscany, you have my heart… and my dignity, which I left somewhere in the truffle forest."

6. Seoul, South Korea

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, honorary confused tourist
• Tour Guide: Ji-Hyun Park – Korean historian and culture expert
• RM (Kim Namjoon) – BTS leader, rapper, and art enthusiast
• Park Bo-young – Popular actress known for K-dramas (Strong Woman Do Bong-soon)

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Gyeongbokgung Palace (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – Royal Traditions and Hanbok Dress-Up

Ji-Hyun Park (Tour Guide): "Welcome to Gyeongbokgung Palace, Conan! This is the largest and most important royal palace of the Joseon Dynasty."

Conan O’Brien: "Ah yes, I love visiting places where people used to wear way fancier outfits than me."

Park Bo-young: "Actually, you get to wear one too! Visitors can rent traditional hanbok to fully experience the palace."

Conan O’Brien: "Wait… you’re telling me I get to dress like a Korean king? Finally, my true destiny!"

(Moments later, Conan emerges in an oversized royal hanbok, looking extremely dramatic.)

RM: "Wow. You look like a very confused historical figure."

Conan O’Brien: "I AM KING CONAN, RULER OF AWKWARD FOREIGNERS!"

Ji-Hyun Park: "Uh… traditionally, kings don’t shout that."

2. Bukchon Hanok Village (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM) – Walking Through Historic Seoul

Ji-Hyun Park: "Now, we stroll through Bukchon Hanok Village—home to traditional Korean houses called hanok."

Conan O’Brien: "Ah, a quiet historical village. Perfect for a guy who naturally has the volume of a jet engine."

Park Bo-young: "You have to walk quietly here. People actually live in these houses."

(Conan tiptoes dramatically while RM and Bo-young try to contain their laughter.)

RM: "You’re sneaking like someone who just committed a crime."

Conan O’Brien: "Yeah, well, I feel like I’m about to get kicked out of Korea for breathing too loudly."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Myeongdong Shopping & Street Food (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – K-Beauty & Food Overload

Ji-Hyun Park: "Welcome to Myeongdong—Seoul’s busiest shopping street, famous for K-beauty and amazing street food."

Conan O’Brien: "Shopping AND food? This is dangerous. My wallet and my stomach are both in serious trouble."

Park Bo-young: "You should try tteokbokki—spicy rice cakes!"

Conan O’Brien: (Takes a bite, immediately turns red.) "AHHH! IS THIS FOOD OR A FIRE SPELL?"

RM: "You need to build spice tolerance. Try some kimchi!"

Conan O’Brien: (Sweating profusely) "Why do all Korean foods personally challenge me?"

4. N Seoul Tower & Love Locks (3:00 PM - 5:30 PM) – The Best View of Seoul

Ji-Hyun Park: "Now, we take the cable car up to N Seoul Tower for the best panoramic view of the city!"

Conan O’Brien: "Ah yes, because what I really need today is to see how high up I am while still digesting spicy food."

(At the top, they see thousands of colorful love locks attached to fences.)

Park Bo-young: "Couples write their names on these locks as a symbol of love."

Conan O’Brien: "Great. And where’s the section for people in a serious relationship with food?"

RM: "I think that’s called a restaurant."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. K-Pop Dance Experience in Hongdae

Ji-Hyun Park: "To end the day, we experience K-Pop culture by learning a dance routine in Hongdae!"

Conan O’Brien: "Wait. So you expect ME—a man whose best dance move is ‘awkwardly leaving a room’—to do a K-Pop routine?"

RM: "We believe in you, Conan!"

(A choreographer demonstrates moves. RM and Park Bo-young pick it up instantly. Conan, however, flails like a malfunctioning robot.)

Park Bo-young: "Uh… maybe just stick to comedy?"

Conan O’Brien: "No, no! I got this!" (Does an exaggerated spin, immediately falls.)

RM: "Congrats. You’ve just invented a new K-pop move—‘The Falling Foreigner.’"

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Seoul, you’ve humbled me with history, spicy food, shopping addictions, terrifying heights, and a complete destruction of my dignity through dance. But I LOVE YOU!"

Park Bo-young: "So… are you officially a K-pop trainee now?"

Conan O’Brien: "Absolutely not. But I will return to master the art of eating kimchi without setting my throat on fire."

RM: "We’ll be waiting, Conan. And next time—no falling!"

Conan O’Brien: "No promises."

7. Antarctica

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, honorary penguin whisperer
• Tour Guide: Dr. Olivia Hayes – Antarctic researcher and climate scientist
• Sir David Attenborough – Legendary natural historian and broadcaster
• Greta Thunberg – Climate activist and advocate for environmental preservation

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Landing at the Antarctic Peninsula (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – Stepping Onto the Last Great Wilderness

Dr. Olivia Hayes (Tour Guide): "Welcome to Antarctica, Conan! The last great untouched frontier of Earth."

Conan O’Brien: "You say ‘untouched,’ but I’m pretty sure my body is already touched by frostbite."

Sir David Attenborough: "This is one of the most pristine ecosystems left on our planet. You’re standing where few have ever set foot."

Greta Thunberg: "And we need to keep it that way by protecting it from climate change."

Conan O’Brien: "Right. So I’ll try not to break Antarctica by just standing here."

(A gust of wind knocks Conan over into the snow.)

Conan O’Brien: "It’s already rejecting me."

2. Visiting a Penguin Colony (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM) – Meeting the Real Locals

Dr. Olivia Hayes: "Now, we visit a colony of gentoo penguins—one of Antarctica’s cutest residents."

Conan O’Brien: "Great! I finally get to meet creatures with my level of social awkwardness."

Sir David Attenborough: "Penguins are remarkable animals, adapting to the harshest conditions on Earth."

Greta Thunberg: "And they’re directly affected by climate change as sea ice disappears."

(A curious penguin waddles up to Conan and pecks his boot.)

Conan O’Brien: "See? This little guy likes me!"

(The penguin promptly steals Conan’s glove and runs away with it.)

Conan O’Brien: "Never mind. I’ve just been mugged by a penguin."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Kayaking Among Icebergs (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – A Silent, Frozen Wonderland

Dr. Olivia Hayes: "Now, we kayak through a sea of floating icebergs."

Conan O’Brien: "Kayaking in freezing water? This feels like the opening scene of a survival movie."

Sir David Attenborough: "Icebergs are like floating time capsules, some thousands of years old."

Greta Thunberg: "And they’re melting faster than ever."

(Conan cautiously paddles past a massive iceberg.)

Conan O’Brien: "This is incredible. It’s like nature’s sculpture gallery… except all the sculptures want to kill me if they flip over."

4. Visiting a Research Station (3:00 PM - 5:30 PM) – Learning from Antarctic Scientists

Dr. Olivia Hayes: "Now, we visit a scientific research station to learn about climate change and wildlife studies."

Conan O’Brien: "Perfect! A chance to warm up and pretend I understand science."

Sir David Attenborough: "The work done here helps us understand the past, present, and future of our planet."

Greta Thunberg: "And we need more people to listen to the science."

(Conan looks at a giant climate data chart, nodding seriously.)

Conan O’Brien: "Yes… I totally understand this graph."

Dr. Olivia Hayes: "That’s actually a map of the station’s fire exits."

Conan O’Brien: "Right! Just testing you."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Camping on the Ice – A Night Under the Antarctic Sky

Dr. Olivia Hayes: "To end the day, we sleep under the stars—Antarctic-style!"

Conan O’Brien: "Wait… I’m sleeping outside in Antarctica?"

Sir David Attenborough: "It’s a rare privilege to experience this frozen wilderness so intimately."

Greta Thunberg: "And it’s a reminder of how fragile this place is."

(Conan bundles up in a giant sleeping bag, looking like an oversized burrito.)

Conan O’Brien: "Well, at least if a penguin steals my stuff again, I’m already too frozen to care."

(They gaze at the unpolluted Antarctic sky, filled with stars and the occasional aurora.)

Conan O’Brien: "Okay… this is actually beautiful. Antarctica, you win this round."

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Antarctica, you’ve frozen me, robbed me via penguin, and forced me to rethink my entire carbon footprint. But you’re also incredible."

Sir David Attenborough: "You’ve now walked where few have ever been."

Greta Thunberg: "And hopefully, you’ll help protect it."

Conan O’Brien: "Absolutely! My first action as an honorary Antarctic explorer: buying a second pair of gloves."

8. Machu Picchu, Peru

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, struggling adventurer
• Tour Guide: Diego Quispe – Peruvian historian and local expert on Incan culture
• Pedro Pascal – Chilean-American actor, lover of history and adventure
• Gianluca Lapadula – Peruvian soccer star, national team forward

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Sunrise Hike to Machu Picchu (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – The Ultimate Incan Experience

Diego Quispe (Tour Guide): "Good morning, Conan! Today, we hike to Machu Picchu at sunrise—one of the greatest wonders of the world."

Conan O’Brien: "You say ‘hike,’ I say ‘unnecessary cardio at high altitude.’"

Pedro Pascal: "Come on, Conan. If 15th-century Incas could do it, you can too."

Gianluca Lapadula: "Think of it as a legendary soccer match—except instead of a ball, you’re chasing history."

Conan O’Brien: "Right, except history doesn’t come with halftime breaks."

(They reach the Sun Gate, overlooking Machu Picchu as golden light spills over the ruins.)

Conan O’Brien: "Okay… even I have to admit, this is spectacular."

Diego Quispe: "It’s a sacred site, built with astronomical precision."

Pedro Pascal: "I feel like I just stepped into an Indiana Jones movie."

Conan O’Brien: "So does this mean I get a cool hat and a whip?"

Diego Quispe: "No. But you do get to learn about Incan engineering!"

Conan O’Brien: "Great. I’ll put that next to my ‘useless talents’ list."

2. Exploring Machu Picchu’s Hidden Corners (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM) – The Mysteries of the Incas

Diego Quispe: "Now, let me show you the Temple of the Sun and the Intihuatana Stone—an ancient sundial used by the Incas."

Conan O’Brien: "Ah yes, the ancient technology of ‘telling time’ before we had iPhones."

Pedro Pascal: "But look at how perfectly the stones fit together—no mortar, just precision-cut granite!"

Gianluca Lapadula: "And it survived earthquakes that destroyed modern buildings."

(Conan touches the stone carefully.)

Conan O’Brien: "So if I press this the right way, do I open a secret door?"

Diego Quispe: "No, Conan. It’s not a movie set."

Conan O’Brien: "Then why do I suddenly feel like I’m being watched by ancient spirits?"

(A llama walks up and stares at Conan.)

Pedro Pascal: "I think that’s your ancient guardian."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Cooking Traditional Peruvian Food in Aguas Calientes (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – Learning the Art of Ceviche and Lomo Saltado

Diego Quispe: "Now, we head down to Aguas Calientes to cook some traditional Peruvian food!"

Conan O’Brien: "Finally! An activity where my survival isn’t at risk."

Gianluca Lapadula: "You say that now, but can you handle Peruvian spices?"

Pedro Pascal: "I bet he burns his mouth on the first bite."

(Conan tries ají amarillo sauce and immediately turns red.)

Conan O’Brien: "WHY IS FIRE HAPPENING INSIDE MY FACE?!"

Diego Quispe: "That’s the joy of Peruvian food!"

Conan O’Brien: "You people are too strong for me."

4. Paragliding Over the Sacred Valley (3:00 PM - 5:30 PM) – The Ultimate View of the Andes

Diego Quispe: "Now, for something thrilling—paragliding over the Sacred Valley!"

Conan O’Brien: "Wait. Wait. You want me to… jump off a cliff on purpose?"

Pedro Pascal: "Yes. And float like an Andean condor."

Gianluca Lapadula: "It’s the best way to see the valley—pure adrenaline!"

(Conan is strapped into a tandem paraglider.)

Conan O’Brien: "Okay, if this goes wrong, someone tell my wife I loved her… and I leave my Netflix password to Pedro Pascal."

(They take off, soaring over the Sacred Valley.)

Conan O’Brien: "HOLY LLAMA, I’M FLYING!"

Diego Quispe: "See? The Incas would be proud."

Conan O’Brien: "I have never felt more alive… or more terrified."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Hot Springs Under the Stars (Aguas Calientes) – Relaxing After a Wild Day

Diego Quispe: "To end the day, we soak in the natural hot springs of Aguas Calientes."

Conan O’Brien: "Finally, something that involves me doing nothing."

Pedro Pascal: "This is the perfect way to unwind."

Gianluca Lapadula: "The Incas believed the waters had healing powers."

(Conan leans back, eyes closed, and sighs deeply.)

Conan O’Brien: "I don’t know about healing, but I feel like I’ve been reborn."

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Machu Picchu, you made me hike, nearly get eaten by llamas, burn my mouth on spicy food, and jump off a cliff. And somehow… I loved every second of it."

Diego Quispe: "You are now an honorary Incan explorer."

Pedro Pascal: "Just don’t touch the sacred stones again."

Gianluca Lapadula: "And maybe next time, you can handle the spice."

Conan O’Brien: "Doubtful. But I’ll take more of that hot springs treatment any day!"

9. Lisbon, Portugal

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, adventurer in constant cultural confusion
• Tour Guide: Catarina Silva – Local historian and food expert
• Cristiano Ronaldo – Portuguese soccer legend
• Mariza – Iconic fado singer, known for her soulful voice

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Tram 28 Ride Through Lisbon’s Historic Streets (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – A Vintage Journey Through the City

Catarina Silva (Tour Guide): "Bom dia, Conan! We start the day with a ride on Tram 28, which takes us through Lisbon’s oldest neighborhoods."

Conan O’Brien: "I love it! There’s something nostalgic about a good tram ride—until I inevitably miss my stop."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Don’t worry. If you miss it, I can sprint after it and stop it for you."

Mariza: "And the tram passes Alfama, where fado music was born."

Conan O’Brien: "Perfect! We get a historic tour and free music!"

(The tram takes a sharp turn, nearly tossing Conan into Ronaldo’s lap.)

Conan O’Brien: "Whoa! Either I’m in love, or this tram has a personal vendetta against me."

2. Pastel de Nata Baking in Belém (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM) – Mastering Portugal’s Famous Egg Tarts

Catarina Silva: "Now, we head to Belém to bake Portugal’s most famous pastry—the pastel de nata."

Conan O’Brien: "Finally! A cultural experience where I get to eat my mistakes."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "I eat these after training. It’s the only acceptable dessert in my diet."

Mariza: "They pair perfectly with espresso. You will fall in love with them."

(Conan attempts to fill the pastry shells but somehow spills custard everywhere.)

Conan O’Brien: "Good news—I made pastel de nata! Bad news—I also made a mess."

Catarina Silva: "At least your enthusiasm is authentic."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Exploring Sintra’s Palaces (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – A Fairytale Adventure

Catarina Silva: "Now, we visit Sintra, a magical town with colorful palaces and castles."

Conan O’Brien: "So, I finally get to live out my fantasy of being a red-haired prince?"

Cristiano Ronaldo: "More like a court jester."

Mariza: "Pena Palace is like stepping into a dream."

(They arrive at the palace, and Conan dramatically stands at the balcony, pretending to rule over Lisbon.)

Conan O’Brien: "I, King Conan, declare all visitors must bring me pastéis de nata!"

Catarina Silva: "You do realize you’re only renting this fantasy for about ten minutes, right?"

4. Sailing on the Tagus River (3:00 PM - 5:30 PM) – A Nautical Tour of Lisbon’s Landmarks

Catarina Silva: "Now, we sail on the Tagus River to see the city from a different perspective."

Conan O’Brien: "Finally! I get to play a Portuguese explorer."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Lisbon was once the starting point of global navigation."

Mariza: "And the best way to appreciate it is from the water."

(The boat rocks slightly, and Conan grips the railing for dear life.)

Conan O’Brien: "I think Lisbon’s explorers were braver than me."

Catarina Silva: "They didn’t have the option of staying on land like you do."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Fado Music and Dinner in Alfama

Catarina Silva: "To end the night, we experience fado music in a traditional Alfama restaurant."

Mariza: "Fado is the soul of Portugal—songs of longing and love."

Conan O’Brien: "Perfect! I’m full of longing… mostly for another plate of food."

(Mariza starts singing a soulful fado melody. Conan listens, visibly moved.)

Cristiano Ronaldo: "See? Even Conan can feel the saudade."

Conan O’Brien: "Either that or I’m just realizing I can never sing like this."

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Lisbon, you’ve shown me history, music, pastries, and near-death tram experiences. I love it!"

Cristiano Ronaldo: "You handled it well—for an American."

Mariza: "And you leave with a little fado in your heart."

Conan O’Brien: "And a lot of pastel de nata in my stomach. Lisbon, you’ve been magical!"

10. Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Featuring:

• Conan O’Brien – Comedian, honorary underwater disaster
• Tour Guide: Dr. Emily Carter – Marine biologist and conservation expert
• Chris Hemsworth – Australian actor, part-time Norse god (Thor)
• Steve Irwin’s Son, Robert Irwin – Wildlife conservationist and TV personality

Morning Adventure (8 AM - 12 PM)

1. Helicopter Ride Over the Reef (8:00 AM - 9:30 AM) – A Bird’s-Eye View of Nature’s Masterpiece

Dr. Emily Carter (Tour Guide): "Good morning, Conan! We start with an aerial view of the Great Barrier Reef—one of the natural wonders of the world."

Conan O’Brien: "Fantastic! Nothing like starting my day strapped into a flying metal bird over shark-infested waters!"

Chris Hemsworth: "Mate, it’s breathtaking! The blues and greens are unreal."

Robert Irwin: "And you can see just how massive it is—over 1,400 miles long!"

(Conan leans out of the window nervously.)

Conan O’Brien: "So if I ‘accidentally’ fall out, what’s the survival plan?"

Chris Hemsworth: "Well… you could try swimming really fast."

Robert Irwin: "Or I could call a crocodile to give you a lift!"

Conan O’Brien: "Great. Either way, I get an unplanned lesson in Australian survival tactics."

2. Scuba Diving in the Reef (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM) – Swimming with Marine Life

Dr. Emily Carter: "Now, we go underwater and explore the world’s most famous coral reef!"

Conan O’Brien: "You do realize the ocean is not my natural habitat? I am more of a land-based creature."

Chris Hemsworth: "Come on, mate. I’ll be right there with you. You’ll love it."

(Conan hesitates before finally putting on his wetsuit and diving in. A giant sea turtle swims by.)

Robert Irwin: "Look at that! You’re already making friends!"

Conan O’Brien: "Yeah, well, I think this turtle is judging me. Just like everyone else in my life."

Dr. Emily Carter: "That’s a green sea turtle. They’ve been around for millions of years."

Conan O’Brien: "Amazing. He looks wise. I bet he pays his taxes on time."

(A reef shark swims past.)

Conan O’Brien: "OH. That’s a shark. That’s a shark. Why is no one panicking?"

Chris Hemsworth: "Because it’s a reef shark. Totally harmless."

Conan O’Brien: "Right. Just like Hemsworth is ‘totally harmless’ when he swings a hammer in a Marvel movie."

Afternoon Exploration (12:30 PM - 5:30 PM)

3. Visiting a Coral Restoration Project (12:30 PM - 2:30 PM) – Helping to Save the Reef

Dr. Emily Carter: "Now, we visit a coral nursery where scientists are helping restore damaged reefs."

Conan O’Brien: "So I get to be a marine scientist for a day?"

Robert Irwin: "Yep! We’re growing new corals to bring life back to the reef."

Chris Hemsworth: "And you can actually plant coral yourself."

(Conan places a small coral fragment onto a reef structure.)

Conan O’Brien: "Look at me! I’m saving the ocean, one tiny coral at a time!"

Dr. Emily Carter: "That’s actually really important work."

Conan O’Brien: "I know. I’m basically an eco-warrior now."

4. Whitehaven Beach (3:00 PM - 5:30 PM) – Relaxing on One of the World’s Best Beaches

Dr. Emily Carter: "Now, we visit Whitehaven Beach—pure white silica sand and crystal-clear water."

Conan O’Brien: "Perfect! Time to lie down and pretend I’m good at relaxing."

Chris Hemsworth: "This is the best beach in Australia. No crowds, just nature."

Robert Irwin: "And the sand stays cool even in the heat!"

(Conan dramatically flops onto the sand and sighs.)

Conan O’Brien: "Alright, I admit it. Australia, you’re starting to win me over."

Chris Hemsworth: "Told you, mate."

Evening Experience (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)

5. Bioluminescent Night Snorkeling – A Glowing Underwater Wonderland

Dr. Emily Carter: "For the grand finale, we do something truly magical—night snorkeling with bioluminescent plankton."

Conan O’Brien: "Oh great. Swimming in the ocean… in total darkness. Nothing terrifying about that."

Robert Irwin: "But when you move, the water glows around you!"

(They dive in, and tiny glowing orbs swirl as they swim.)

Chris Hemsworth: "It’s like being in outer space, but underwater."

Conan O’Brien: "I feel like a wizard casting glowing spells!"

(Conan waves his arms around dramatically, making the plankton light up.)

Dr. Emily Carter: "Now you’re getting it!"

Final Thoughts

Conan O’Brien: "Australia, you’ve officially blown my mind. I swam with turtles, grew coral, and turned into an actual glowing sea wizard."

Chris Hemsworth: "So, you coming back?"

Conan O’Brien: "Absolutely! As long as no one makes me fight a kangaroo."

Robert Irwin: "No promises, mate!"

Final Reflections by Conan O’Brien

Conan O’Brien:
"Well, folks, we did it. We traveled the world, saw the sights, met the people, ate the food—sometimes successfully, sometimes at great personal risk—and somehow, I survived. Barely."

"From the sacred temples of Kyoto to the futuristic skyline of Dubai, from trekking with gorillas in Rwanda to almost getting mugged by a penguin in Antarctica, this journey has been one for the books. I climbed glaciers, danced terribly in Santorini, got my face judged by a manta ray in the Maldives, and almost started an international incident by stealing a llama’s personal space in Machu Picchu."

"But beyond the near-death experiences and my general incompetence as a traveler, I’ve learned one thing—the world is absolutely insane, and I love it. Every country, every culture, every person I met showed me something new, something beautiful, and yes, something deeply embarrassing about myself."

"I came into this journey as a clueless tourist, and I’m leaving as… well, still a clueless tourist, but now with a suitcase full of weird souvenirs, a mild sunburn, and a deep appreciation for how ridiculously amazing this planet is."

"So to all my guides, my celebrity co-adventurers, the animals that tolerated me, and most importantly, to all of you for coming along on this ride—thank you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to take about a six-month nap before I plan my next great adventure… which will hopefully involve a lot more sitting down and a lot fewer cliffs."

"Until next time—O’Brien, out!"