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Introduction by Conan O'Brien – Welcome to the Ultimate Korea Adventure!
(Cue Conan standing on a scenic rooftop in Seoul, city lights twinkling behind him, arms dramatically outstretched.)
Conan (grinning, looking straight into the camera):
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and people who got lost on the internet and somehow ended up here—WELCOME! I am your very pale, very tall, and very underqualified host, Conan O’Brien, and I am about to take you on an EPIC journey through one of the most incredible places on Earth—KOREA.”
(🎶 Upbeat K-pop music plays as quick clips of bustling Seoul, delicious food, and Conan struggling with chopsticks flash on screen.)
Conan (pointing behind him):
“Now, I know what you're thinking. Conan, you? In Korea? That’s like sending a giraffe to space. And you’re absolutely right! I am too tall for most doorways, too weak for spicy food, and I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing.
BUT—what I lack in knowledge, I make up for with an incredible team of ridiculously famous, outrageously fun travel companions who will help me eat, explore, and occasionally prevent me from embarrassing myself.”
(Cut to montage of celebrity guests: Will Smith laughing in Hongdae, Margot Robbie surfing in Busan, Ryan Reynolds eyeing a live octopus with suspicion, and Tom Hiddleston dramatically reading Korean poetry.)
Conan (excited, clapping his hands together):
“Over the next five days, we are going to **dive into Seoul’s neon-lit madness, stand on the edge of history at the DMZ, eat WAY too much food in Busan, walk through ancient wonders in Gyeongju, and—of course—sweat out our sins in a jjimjilbang.”
(Clip of Conan screaming in a Korean spa as an old man scrubs him within an inch of his life.)
Conan (clears throat, composing himself):
“But most importantly—this isn’t just about me making a fool of myself. It’s about experiencing Korea in all its insane, beautiful, awe-inspiring glory. From the traditions to the street food, the history to the chaos, I promise you, by the end of this trip, you’re going to fall madly, deeply, deliciously in love with Korea.”
(Cut to breathtaking shots of cherry blossoms, futuristic cityscapes, sizzling BBQ, and Conan awkwardly dancing with a K-pop group.)
Conan (dramatically stretching out his arms, as if embracing the entire country):
“So buckle up, grab your tteokbokki, put on your biggest pair of stretchy pants, and join us as we embark on the ULTIMATE KOREA ADVENTURE!
Trust me—this is going to be legendary.”
(Cue dramatic Korean drumming as the adventure begins…)
(Note: This is an imaginary conversation, a creative exploration of an idea, and not a real speech or event.)
Day 1 - Seoul (Tradition & Modernity)
Featuring:
- Conan O’Brien – The tall, pale, and awkward American comedian trying to fit into Korean culture.
- Ryan Reynolds – Sarcastic, effortlessly cool, but secretly excited about everything.
- Emma Stone – Enthusiastic and curious, taking photos of everything.
- Yoo Jae-suk (유재석) – Korea’s national comedian, fluent in witty banter and pop culture.
- Tour Guide: An eccentric historian with a deep love for secret Seoul spots.
Scene 1: Gyeongbokgung Palace (9:00 AM) – Time Traveling Through Korea
The group stands before Gyeongbokgung Palace, its grand red and green gates towering under the crisp blue sky. The morning air carries the scent of pine and freshly swept stone paths, and the distant drum beats signal the changing of the guard ceremony.
Tour Guide (adjusting glasses, speaking dramatically):
“This palace, built in 1395, has witnessed assassinations, revolts, and—”
Conan (interrupting, dramatically bowing):
“I, King Conan of Late Night, claim this land as my own.”
Ryan (nodding, arms crossed):
“Yes, yes, it’s very impressive, but when do we get to wear the cool hats?”
Emma (laughing, snapping photos):
“I mean, look at these guards! Their outfits are on point.”
Suddenly, Yoo Jae-suk bursts into a whisper-shout.
Yoo Jae-suk (pointing at Conan):
“Hey, if you wear hanbok (traditional Korean attire), you can get into the palace for free. They even have a 2XL size just for you.”
A few moments later, Conan is awkwardly squeezed into a royal hanbok, the sleeves slightly too short, the golden embroidery gleaming under the morning sun.
Conan (striking a royal pose):
“Look at me. A real king. I shall now decree... that Ryan must bow before me.”
Ryan (mockingly bowing):
“Your Majesty, may I request... breakfast before we all pass out?”
Scene 2: Insadong & Bukchon Hanok Village (10:30 AM) – A Walk Through Old Korea
The group strolls through Bukchon Hanok Village, where centuries-old wooden houses line the stone streets, their tiled roofs curving elegantly against the backdrop of modern skyscrapers in the distance. The smell of incense, roasting chestnuts, and freshly brewed Korean tea lingers in the air.
Emma (grinning, pointing at an old hanok café):
“Let’s stop here! I want to try some traditional tea.”
They settle into a small wooden café, sitting on floor cushions as a server pours fragrant persimmon tea into delicate ceramic cups.
Conan (examining the cup suspiciously):
“So, this tea... will it make me wise? Will I suddenly understand Korean proverbs?”
Tour Guide (smirking):
“Oh, absolutely. Here’s one: 고생 끝에 낙이 온다—After hardship comes happiness.”
Ryan (leaning back, sipping):
“Great. So, after enduring Conan’s jokes, we’ll finally get a good meal.”
Yoo Jae-suk (laughing, nudging Conan):
“Ryan, be careful. Korean ghosts love sarcastic foreigners. You might get haunted.”
Suddenly, an old hanok door creaks open behind them, making Ryan jump.
Ryan (nervously glancing back):
“Okay, nope. I take it back. Korean ghosts, I love and respect you.”
Scene 3: Lunch at Tosokchon Samgyetang (12:30 PM) – The Battle of the Chicken Soup
They arrive at Tosokchon Samgyetang, a traditional restaurant famous for ginseng chicken soup. The air is thick with the aroma of simmering broth, garlic, and medicinal herbs.
A steaming bowl is placed in front of each of them—a whole chicken stuffed with sticky rice, ginseng, and jujube, floating in a rich, milky broth.
Emma (eyes widening, inhaling deeply):
“Ohhh my god. This smells heavenly.”
Conan (poking at the chicken with his spoon):
“Wait... so I have to dissect my lunch?”
Ryan (rolling up his sleeves):
“Relax, Conan. Just imagine it’s surgery, but delicious.”
Yoo Jae-suk (demonstrating):
“Here, break it apart like this—ah, look at that juicy meat!”
As Conan attempts to tear the chicken, a sudden splatter of broth flies onto Ryan’s shirt.
Ryan (dramatically clutching his heart):
“Oh, betrayal! I have been mortally wounded by ginseng soup!”
Scene 4: Namsan Tower (2:00 PM) – A View from the Top
They take the cable car up to Namsan Tower, the city stretching out beneath them in a dazzling mosaic of neon lights, green mountains, and winding roads.
Emma (breathless, taking photos):
“This is stunning.”
Conan (pressing his face against the glass):
“Hey, Yoo Jae-suk... is that a secret spy base?”
Yoo Jae-suk (smirking):
“Nope, just a luxury bathhouse. But I love the way your mind works.”
At the top, they walk to the love locks section, where thousands of couples have locked their names on the fence.
Ryan (examining a lock):
“So, we write our names and leave it here forever? What if we break up?”
Tour Guide:
“Oh, then you have to come back and unlock it. But some say... if you do that, you get cursed.”
Conan (quickly tossing away the lock he was holding):
“Yeah, nope, I’m out.”
Scene 5: Myeongdong Shopping & Street Food (3:30 PM) – Chaos & Delights
The streets of Myeongdong are alive with neon signs, K-pop blasting from every corner, and vendors calling out in rapid Korean. The air is thick with the scent of tteokbokki (spicy rice cakes), hotteok (sweet pancakes), and skewered meats sizzling on open flames.
Emma (grabbing a hotteok, taking a bite):
“OH. This is the best thing I’ve ever had.”
Conan (eyeing a wriggling live octopus at a seafood stall):
“Ryan, I dare you.”
Ryan (grinning, grabbing a chopstick):
“Oh, it’s on.” Bites into it. “Mmm... chewy, but good.”
The octopus suddenly latches onto his lip.
Ryan (muffled, waving arms wildly):
“...IT’S FIGHTING BACK!”
Yoo Jae-suk (laughing so hard he’s crying):
“Welcome to Korea, my friend.”
Final Scene: Night at Dongdaemun (7:00 PM) – Neon Wonderland
They explore the futuristic curves of Dongdaemun Design Plaza, its silver panels glowing under city lights.
Tour Guide:
“If you want to pull an all-nighter, the fashion markets here are open until 5 AM.”
Conan (groaning):
“Or... we sleep. Like normal people.”
Ryan (grinning):
“Or... we buy matching hanboks and go clubbing.”
Emma (laughing):
“I vote yes.”
Yoo Jae-suk:
“Welcome to Korea, where the night never ends.”
Day 2 – DMZ & Gangnam (Thrill & Luxury)
Featuring:
- Conan O’Brien – The lanky, pale, and perpetually bewildered comedian.
- Jack Black – Hyperactive, loud, and dramatic, ready to turn anything into a performance.
- Scarlett Johansson – Cool, collected, but secretly enjoying the chaos.
- Kim Tae-ri (김태리) – Korean actress, adventurous and effortlessly charming.
- Tour Guide: A former South Korean soldier-turned-YouTuber, full of insane DMZ stories and Gangnam nightlife secrets.
Scene 1: DMZ Tour (9:00 AM) – The Border of Tension and Absurdity
The morning sun casts a golden glow over the rural landscape, but the mood shifts as the group steps into the heavily guarded DMZ. Tall fences, warning signs, and distant watchtowers loom in the distance. The air is eerily quiet, except for the occasional chirping of birds—a stark contrast to the political weight of the area.
Tour Guide (grinning, adjusting his sunglasses):
"Welcome to the Demilitarized Zone, where nothing is actually demilitarized!"
Conan (squinting at a guard tower):
"Are they watching us right now?"
Tour Guide (casually pointing at a camera):
"Yup. North Korean guards might even be looking at us through binoculars."
Jack Black (suddenly breaking into song):
"HELLOOOO NORTH KOREA! WE COME IN PEACE!"
Scarlett (grabbing his arm):
"Jack, PLEASE. I don’t want to end up in an international incident."
Kim Tae-ri (laughing, whispering):
"Actually, if you wave really politely, sometimes they wave back."
Jack Black (dramatically waving both hands):
"Hello, comrades!"
Conan (deadpan):
"Yeah, that’s definitely gonna de-escalate tensions."
Scene 2: The 3rd Infiltration Tunnel (10:00 AM) – Indiana Jones Mode
The group gears up with hard hats as they prepare to descend into the 3rd Infiltration Tunnel—a narrow underground passage built by North Korea for a potential invasion. The tunnel is damp and dimly lit, the sound of footsteps echoing off the stone walls.
Tour Guide (smirking):
"Fun fact: The North Koreans originally painted the tunnel black and claimed it was a coal mine."
Conan (touching the wall, examining his hand):
"Ah yes, classic coal, famously made of solid rock."
Jack Black (hunched over in the low tunnel, pretending to narrate an action movie):
"In a world... where tunnels lead to unexpected places... one man must crouch... or be forever doomed to a head injury!"
Scarlett (whispering dramatically):
"Will they make it out alive? Or will Jack's comedy get us all arrested?"
Kim Tae-ri (grinning, leading the way):
"Come on, I found a secret graffiti from a tourist saying ‘Kimchi is life.’"
Scene 3: Dora Observatory (11:00 AM) – Staring Into North Korea
At the Dora Observatory, they step up to the large binoculars, facing a desolate North Korean village on the other side of the border. The landscape looks frozen in time, with no visible movement except a few North Korean flags swaying in the wind.
Jack Black (looking through binoculars):
"Okay, I see a building… and… wait. Is that a person?"
Tour Guide (grinning):
"That’s probably a decoy. Some of those buildings are empty, just for show."
Conan (adjusting his binoculars, frowning):
"Hold on, that guy over there… he’s just standing perfectly still. That’s suspicious."
Scarlett (nodding):
"Mannequin?"
Kim Tae-ri (smirking):
"Possibly. Or maybe he’s just really, REALLY patient."
Jack Black (nodding solemnly):
"Respect."
Scene 4: Lunch at Hanam Pig House (1:30 PM) – Korean BBQ Feast
After the intense morning, they head to Gangnam’s famous Hanam Pig House for a proper Korean BBQ feast. The restaurant is filled with the sizzling sound of pork belly grilling over open flames, and the air is thick with the smoky aroma of charred meat and garlic.
Jack Black (holding up a massive slice of pork belly):
"I have found true happiness."
Scarlett (watching a server cut the meat with scissors):
"This is so satisfying to watch."
Conan (pointing at a bubbling kimchi stew):
"So... do we drink the soup or bathe in it? Because I feel like either would work."
Kim Tae-ri (laughing, feeding Conan a piece of grilled pork):
"Here, just eat."
Scene 5: COEX Mall & Starfield Library (3:00 PM) – A Different Kind of Adventure
The group enters COEX Mall, a massive underground shopping paradise with luxury stores, quirky pop-up shops, and one of the most stunning libraries in the world—Starfield Library, where giant bookshelves stretch up to the ceiling.
Jack Black (spinning in slow motion):
"This place… is BEAUTIFUL. Somebody play the ‘Inception’ soundtrack."
Scarlett (grabbing a book and dramatically reading):
"Once upon a time, a group of idiots walked into a Korean shopping mall…"
Conan (looking up at the shelves):
"I feel underqualified to even exist in this place."
Kim Tae-ri (handing him a children’s book):
"Here, start small."
Scene 6: Bongeunsa Temple (4:30 PM) – Finding Zen
Just across from COEX, the towering skyscrapers give way to the serene, centuries-old Bongeunsa Temple. The air smells of sandalwood incense, and the soft chime of temple bells echoes through the courtyard.
Jack Black (taking a deep breath, suddenly whispering):
"This... is nice. I feel... calm."
Scarlett (smirking):
"Jack Black, silent? Mark the date."
Conan (watching monks walk in meditation):
"So, if I just sit here and close my eyes, will enlightenment hit me like a truck?"
Kim Tae-ri (giggling, handing him a prayer bead bracelet):
"Just try meditating for five minutes. Bet you can’t do it."
Conan (scoffing, sitting cross-legged, closing his eyes):
"Please. I’m the king of relaxation."
30 seconds later...
Conan (opening one eye):
"Okay, but seriously, when does the enlightenment start?"
Scene 7: Hangang River Cruise (8:00 PM) – Seoul’s Glittering Skyline
As the boat drifts along the Han River, the city lights reflect off the water, creating a shimmering gold and blue landscape.
Jack Black (leaning on the railing, humming a melody):
"This… is perfect. What a way to end the day."
Scarlett (smiling, sipping soju):
"To surviving the DMZ… and Conan’s jokes."
Kim Tae-ri (clinking glasses with everyone):
"Welcome to Seoul, guys."
Conan (raising his glass, dramatically staring into the distance):
"I finally feel one with Korea."
Jack Black (wrapping an arm around Conan):
"You mean, we’re Gangnam Style now?"
Scarlett & Kim Tae-ri (groaning):
"NOOOO!"
Day 3 – Busan (The Coastal Escape)
Featuring:
- Conan O’Brien – Always looking confused yet thrilled, ready to embrace the unknown.
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson – Charismatic, unstoppable, and will absolutely try to eat all the seafood.
- Margot Robbie – Fearless, adventurous, and always up for a challenge.
- Ma Dong-seok (Don Lee, 마동석) – The Train to Busan legend, a Busan native who knows all the best local spots.
- Tour Guide: A lively, no-nonsense fisherman who swears he knows a hidden treasure somewhere in Busan.
Scene 1: Arrival in Busan – Gamcheon Culture Village (10:00 AM) – A City of Colors
The group steps out of the train station, greeted by a salty ocean breeze and the distant sound of seagulls. As they drive up the winding roads to Gamcheon Culture Village, the city unfolds below—a vibrant mosaic of pastel-colored houses cascading down the hills, their rooftops glistening in the morning sun.
Tour Guide (grinning, leading the way):
“Welcome to Busan’s own Santorini—except with better food and way more grandmas yelling at you.”
Conan (spinning in a circle, arms outstretched):
“IT’S LIKE I’M INSIDE A KOREAN PAINTING.”
Margot (pointing at an alleyway filled with murals):
“This is incredible. Look, that’s a giant cat painted on a house.”
The Rock (examining a mural of a fish wearing sunglasses):
“I like this fish. He looks like he knows things.”
Ma Dong-seok (smirking, folding his arms):
“If you guys like this, wait until we get to the food.”
Scene 2: BIFF Square & Jagalchi Market (11:30 AM) – A Street Food Wonderland
The group enters BIFF Square, where the air is thick with the sizzling aroma of hotteok (Korean pancakes), spicy tteokbokki (rice cakes), and skewered fish cakes steaming on open grills. Nearby, Jagalchi Market bustles with fishermen yelling out their latest catches, tanks filled with wriggling seafood, and sharp knives flashing under fluorescent lights.
The Rock (grabbing a massive seafood skewer):
“Alright, Busan, let’s see what you got.”
Margot (excited, holding a hotteok dripping with syrup and seeds):
“This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted.”
Conan (watching a live octopus squirm on a plate, horrified):
“…WHY IS IT STILL MOVING?”
Ma Dong-seok (grinning, holding a pair of chopsticks):
“That’s sannakji (live octopus). You chew fast, or it fights back.”
The Rock (cracking his knuckles, staring at the octopus):
“Alright, little guy. You vs. me.”
Margot (chewing thoughtfully):
“Y’know, it’s actually kind of buttery?”
Conan (watching nervously as a tentacle wraps around The Rock’s chopsticks):
“…Oh no. The battle has begun.”
Scene 3: Haeundae Beach (2:00 PM) – Waves & Wild Antics
The sun is high as they step onto Haeundae Beach, the golden sand warm underfoot and the waves crashing rhythmically against the shore. Families, surfers, and street performers fill the scene, while beachside vendors sell chilled sikhye (sweet rice punch) and fresh-cut pineapple on sticks.
Margot (grabbing a surfboard, grinning at The Rock):
“Race you to the waves?”
The Rock (laughing):
“You do realize I sink like a rock, right?”
Conan (standing knee-deep in water, flailing his arms as a wave crashes over him):
“OH GOD. THE OCEAN IS ATTACKING ME.”
Ma Dong-seok (calmly sipping a coconut drink):
“This is the most peaceful I’ve felt all day.”
A few moments later, Margot expertly rides a wave, while The Rock tries but wipes out spectacularly, sending a massive splash toward Conan.
Conan (spitting out seawater, glaring at The Rock):
“YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.”
The Rock (grinning, shaking water out of his bald head):
“…Maybe.”
Scene 4: Haedong Yonggungsa Temple (3:30 PM) – A Shrine by the Sea
The group walks through the grand stone gates of Haedong Yonggungsa Temple, where waves crash against the rocky cliffs below, and the scent of incense mixes with the salty sea air. The temple’s golden Buddha statue gleams under the afternoon light.
Margot (whispering, staring at the ocean view):
“This is… unreal.”
The Rock (nodding):
“I can see why people come here to find peace.”
Conan (examining the statues):
“If I meditate here, will I finally understand life?”
Ma Dong-seok (shrugging):
“Maybe. But first, you throw a coin into the wishing well.”
Conan tosses a coin—it bounces off the edge and lands directly in the donation box.
Tour Guide (eyes widening):
“That’s good luck, man. You just upgraded your karma.”
Conan (bowing dramatically):
“I AM NOW A WISE MAN.”
Scene 5: Dinner at Geumsubokguk (6:00 PM) – A Pufferfish Challenge
The group sits in a cozy Busan restaurant known for bokguk (pufferfish soup), a delicacy that can be poisonous if prepared incorrectly. The air is filled with the rich, savory scent of the simmering broth.
Conan (nervously poking at his bowl):
“So… has anyone ever not survived eating this?”
Tour Guide (grinning):
“Oh yeah. But don’t worry—this chef’s been doing it for 30 years.”
The Rock (already eating, nodding approvingly):
“Good stuff.”
Margot (taking a sip, blinking in surprise):
“Whoa. That’s actually really light and clean.”
Ma Dong-seok (grinning at Conan):
“Eat up, big guy.”
Conan (squinting at his bowl):
“…If I do survive, I’m expecting a medal.”
Scene 6: The Bay 101 (8:00 PM) – Busan’s Night Skyline
As night falls, the group heads to The Bay 101, a waterfront spot offering a breathtaking view of Busan’s illuminated skyline. The reflection of the skyscrapers shimmers across the water, creating a dreamlike atmosphere.
Margot (leaning against the railing, smiling):
“Busan at night… it’s perfect.”
The Rock (watching a yacht pass by):
“This city is something else.”
Ma Dong-seok (grinning, holding up a beer):
“Cheers to a day well spent.”
Conan (raising his drink, smirking):
“And to the fact that I defeated a pufferfish.”
Margot (laughing):
“Pretty sure you weren’t the one in danger.”
The Rock (grinning at Conan):
“But we’ll let you have that win, buddy.”
As the group enjoys the cool night breeze, the distant sound of music, and the shimmering city lights, they know one thing for sure—Busan was absolutely worth the trip.
Day 4 – Gyeongju (Korea’s Ancient Capital)
Featuring:
- Conan O’Brien – Still recovering from his Busan adventures, but excited to dive into Korea’s deep history.
- Tom Hiddleston – Dramatic, eloquent, and likely to turn every historical moment into a Shakespearean monologue.
- Anne Hathaway – Enthusiastic, always curious, and probably the one who actually listens to the tour guide.
- Park Bo-gum (박보검) – Korean actor known for his kind demeanor and respect for tradition—the perfect guide for a historical day.
- Tour Guide: A quirky old monk who once trained as a K-pop idol but gave it up for Buddhism—now revealing hidden Buddhist relics and legends.
Scene 1: Arrival in Gyeongju – Bulguksa Temple (9:30 AM) – A Journey Back in Time
The group steps onto the grounds of Bulguksa Temple, where the morning mist lingers over ancient stone pagodas, and the soft clang of a temple bell echoes through the crisp mountain air. The scent of pine and incense fills their lungs, adding to the serene, almost otherworldly atmosphere.
Tour Guide (smiling, stroking his long beads):
“Welcome to Bulguksa. This temple has stood here since the 8th century, surviving wars, invasions, and even Conan’s jokes.”
Conan (bowing sarcastically):
“I deeply respect this place and promise not to be a disgrace to Korean culture.”
Tom Hiddleston (sweeping his arm dramatically):
"A temple of old, where time whispers its secrets to the wind… magnificent."
Anne Hathaway (taking in the view, awestruck):
“This feels like stepping into a completely different era.”
Park Bo-gum (grinning):
“Gyeongju is called ‘the museum without walls.’ Everything here tells a story.”
As they enter the main temple courtyard, they watch monks in flowing gray robes move silently across the wooden floors, their chanting a soft, rhythmic hum against the mountain breeze.
Conan (whispering to Anne):
“So… is this where I finally achieve enlightenment?”
Tour Guide (overhearing, smirking):
“Only if you can sit in silence for five minutes.”
Conan (nodding, sitting cross-legged, eyes closed):
“I can do that.”
Tom (checking his watch, amused):
“…He lasted 15 seconds.”
Scene 2: Seokguram Grotto (11:00 AM) – The Hidden Buddha of Korea
The group hikes up the forested trail toward Seokguram Grotto, a secluded Buddhist site carved into a mountainside. The air is cool and damp, and the forest hums with the sounds of rustling leaves and distant birds.
Inside the dimly lit stone chamber, a massive, serene Buddha statue sits perfectly illuminated by natural sunlight streaming through the entrance.
Anne (whispering, taking in the sight):
“…Wow.”
Tom (staring at the Buddha, solemnly):
"There’s something humbling about this place. It feels eternal."
Conan (leaning toward the monk):
“So… this guy’s been chilling here for 1,200 years?”
Tour Guide (nodding):
“Yes, and unlike you, he never complains about sitting still.”
Park Bo-gum (smiling, playfully nudging Conan):
“Maybe he can teach you a thing or two about patience.”
Conan (sighing, bowing to the Buddha):
“Alright, respect. You win this round.”
Scene 3: Lunch at Dosol Maeul (12:30 PM) – A Royal Korean Feast
The group sits in a traditional hanok restaurant, where sunlight filters through wooden lattice windows, casting warm patterns on the floor. Servers bring out a royal-style meal, featuring bibimbap in golden bowls, grilled fish, lotus root, and hot stone soups.
Anne (grinning, clapping her hands together):
“This is my kind of meal!”
Conan (staring at the endless side dishes):
“Wait, is this all for us? Or are we feeding an entire dynasty?”
Tom (raising a glass of makgeolli, the cloudy rice wine catching the light):
“Ah, but a king must eat like a king.”
Park Bo-gum (pouring drinks for everyone, smiling):
“In Korea, sharing food is an important part of friendship.”
Tour Guide (nodding wisely):
“Yes, and finishing every last bite is a sign of respect.”
Conan (glancing at the massive spread, horrified):
“…I am about to disrespect this entire country.”
Scene 4: Daereungwon Tomb Complex & Cheomseongdae (2:00 PM) – Walking with Kings
The group walks through Daereungwon Tomb Complex, where massive grass-covered burial mounds rise like emerald hills against the blue sky. The air carries the faint scent of freshly cut grass, and the atmosphere is peaceful, almost sacred.
Tom (gesturing dramatically at the tombs):
“These are resting places for royalty. It’s like the pyramids of Korea.”
Conan (squinting at a sign):
“So… technically, I could be walking over an ancient king’s head right now?”
Park Bo-gum (laughing):
“Let’s not think of it that way.”
They stop by Cheomseongdae, the oldest surviving astronomical observatory in Asia, built in the 7th century.
Anne (gazing up at the ancient stone tower):
“Incredible. This was used for studying the stars?”
Tour Guide (nodding):
“Korea has a long history of astronomy. People believed the stars guided their fate.”
Conan (looking up dramatically):
“Stars, tell me—when will I finally become a K-drama star?”
Tom (grinning):
“Ah, the prophecy is unclear.”
Scene 5: Hwangnidan-gil Street (3:30 PM) – Hanok Cafes & Trendy Shops
The group strolls down Hwangnidan-gil, a picturesque street lined with traditional hanok houses converted into modern cafés and boutiques. The scent of freshly brewed tea and sweet rice cakes fills the air.
Anne (peering into a tiny shop):
“I need to take home one of these handmade ceramics.”
Tom (watching Conan try on a traditional hat in a vintage store):
“Yes, yes, I do believe you were born for this.”
Park Bo-gum (smiling, sipping a warm cup of yujacha (citron tea)):
“This place is perfect for slowing down and just enjoying the moment.”
Conan (holding up a hanbok, grinning):
“Okay, hear me out—what if we ALL wear these to dinner?”
Anne & Tom (simultaneously):
“YES.”
Scene 6: Dinner at Gyodong Ssambap (5:30 PM) – A Feast to End the Day
For their final meal, they head to Gyodong Ssambap, where each person gets a personal tray with bowls of seasoned meat, fresh lettuce wraps, and colorful side dishes.
Anne (wrapping a piece of grilled beef in lettuce, taking a bite):
“This is so good.”
Conan (struggling to keep his lettuce wrap together):
“Mine keeps falling apart. It’s a metaphor for my life.”
Park Bo-gum (laughing):
“Try again. You’ll get it.”
As they toast their drinks under the soft glow of lanterns, the group feels deeply connected to Korea’s history, culture, and each other.
Day 5 – Back to Seoul (Shopping, Relaxation & Grand Finale)
Featuring:
- Conan O’Brien – Fully embracing Korean culture, but still questioning why everything is so spicy.
- Will Smith – The life of the party, bringing music, dance battles, and endless charm.
- Zendaya – Fashion-forward, effortlessly cool, and loving every second of discovering Seoul’s trends.
- IU (아이유) – Korea’s beloved singer-songwriter, guiding the crew to the best hidden spots.
- Tour Guide: A street dancer-turned-fashion guru who knows the underground scene of Hongdae and the best late-night jjimjilbangs (Korean spas).
Scene 1: Hongdae & Street Art Walk (10:30 AM) – Seoul’s Youthful Energy
The group arrives in Hongdae, Seoul’s trendiest district, where music blasts from cafés, dancers perform in the streets, and graffiti-covered alleyways lead to hidden art galleries.
Will Smith (nodding approvingly):
“Now this is my kind of place.”
Zendaya (admiring a group of street performers):
“Look at these dancers! Their moves are insane.”
Suddenly, a dance crew challenges Will and Conan to a battle.
Will (cracking his knuckles):
“Oh, it’s on.”
As Will and Zendaya show off slick, effortless moves, Conan… well, Conan flails wildly like a fish out of water.
IU (laughing, recording on her phone):
“This is going viral.”
Conan (out of breath, hands on knees):
“Did… did I win?”
Tour Guide (grinning):
“You definitely made history.”
Scene 2: Brunch at Café Onion (12:00 PM) – A Korean Industrial-Chic Experience
They step into Café Onion, a trendy spot inside a renovated hanok with exposed brick walls, wooden beams, and the aroma of freshly baked pastries filling the air.
Zendaya (admiring the atmosphere):
“This place is gorgeous.”
IU (grabbing a fluffy pandoro pastry, dusting powdered sugar onto her fingers):
“This is one of my favorites.”
Conan (staring at the delicate pastry, then at Zendaya):
“Okay, but do I eat it gracefully… or just shove it in my face?”
Will (grinning, already taking a big bite):
“Bruh, always shove it in.”
Scene 3: Ewha Womans University & Sinchon Area (1:30 PM) – Fashion & Fun
Walking through Ewha Womans University, the majestic stone buildings and tree-lined paths make it feel like a Korean Hogwarts. Nearby, Sinchon’s streets buzz with boutiques selling stylish outfits, street food carts, and students laughing at cafés.
Zendaya (holding up a chic Korean-style blazer):
“This is so my vibe.”
IU (smiling, holding up a cute beret):
“You’d totally rock that.”
Will (grabbing a ridiculous neon hoodie):
“What about this for Conan?”
Conan (looking at his reflection, horrified):
“I look like a K-pop traffic cone.”
Scene 4: Ikseon-dong Hanok Village (3:00 PM) – Old Meets New
They enter Ikseon-dong, where narrow alleys weave through beautifully preserved hanok houses turned into cafés, bookstores, and indie shops. The air smells of freshly brewed tea and warm red bean pastries.
IU (leading the way):
“This is where Seoul’s old and new meet perfectly.”
Zendaya (admiring the wooden architecture):
“This is what I love about Seoul. It’s always surprising.”
They stop by a tiny tea house, where a soft-spoken owner serves delicate cups of traditional persimmon tea.
Conan (taking a sip, closing his eyes):
“Okay… this… this is peace.”
Will (leaning back, smiling):
“You’re finally getting it, man.”
Scene 5: Dinner at Gaeseong Mandu Koong (5:30 PM) – Dumpling Heaven
Their final dinner is North Korean-style dumplings (mandu) in a cozy, family-run restaurant. The steamed dumplings arrive in bamboo baskets, releasing plumes of fragrant steam.
Zendaya (taking a bite, eyes widening):
“Okay, THIS is a game-changer.”
IU (grinning):
“My grandmother used to make these.”
Will (to Conan, raising an eyebrow):
“So, is this the moment you fall in love with Korean food forever?”
Conan (mouth full, nodding dramatically):
“…I have ascended.”
Scene 6: Jjimjilbang (Korean Spa) Experience (7:00 PM) – A Cultural Rite of Passage
The group enters a massive jjimjilbang (Korean spa), where locals in matching cotton spa outfits lounge on heated floors, sipping sweet sikhye (rice punch).
Tour Guide (grinning):
“Alright, who’s ready for a full-body scrub?”
Conan (nervous, eyeing the older Korean men getting exfoliated within an inch of their lives):
“Wait. WAIT. They’re getting peeled like oranges.”
Will (laughing, already lying down for his scrub):
“This is how you leave Korea reborn, my guy.”
Minutes later, Conan emerges from his scrub session, skin raw but glowing.
Zendaya (laughing, shielding her eyes):
“You look like a shiny baby seal.”
IU (handing him a cold bottle of banana milk):
“Here, this will help.”
Conan (sipping, sighing in relief):
“…Korea, I surrender. You win.”
Final Scene: Seoul’s Night Skyline – Reflection & Farewell
The group stands at a rooftop bar, looking out over the twinkling cityscape of Seoul—a sea of neon signs, distant traffic, and glowing skyscrapers stretching into the night.
Will (raising his glass):
“To Seoul—this city is magic.”
Zendaya (smiling):
“I feel like I’ve seen a thousand different sides of it.”
IU (gazing at the skyline, softly):
“That’s the beauty of Korea. No matter how much you explore, there’s always something new.”
Conan (exhaling, shaking his head):
“I came here expecting to make a fool of myself—which I did. But I also found… something more.”
Will (grinning, nudging him):
“You mean, you found a love for jjimjilbangs?”
Conan (laughing):
“…And kimchi. And hanboks. And dumplings. And tea. And—”
Zendaya (laughing, cutting him off):
“We get it, Conan. You’re basically Korean now.”
Conan (raising his drink, eyes sparkling as the city lights shine around them):
“To Korea. You got me.”
Final Reflection – Conan O’Brien’s Closing Thoughts on Korea
(Cue Conan standing on a high-rise rooftop in Seoul at night, the city glowing behind him. The distant hum of traffic, neon lights reflecting off the Han River, and the faint echo of K-pop music fill the air. He leans on the railing, looking thoughtful—but still unmistakably Conan.)
Conan (sighing, looking at the skyline):
“Well, folks… here we are. Five days. Five glorious, exhausting, slightly spicy days. And I gotta say—I came to Korea thinking I’d just be the awkward foreigner fumbling through a country I didn’t understand. And don’t get me wrong, I was. Oh, I absolutely was. But what I didn’t expect was to fall completely, hopelessly, and deliciously in love with this place.”
(Cut to a flashback montage: Conan dressed in royal hanbok at Gyeongbokgung Palace, struggling to eat live octopus in Busan, getting pummeled by a Korean spa scrub, laughing uncontrollably at a dance battle in Hongdae.)
Conan (smiling, shaking his head):
“I mean, let’s talk about what we just lived through. We got lost in ancient palaces, tried to make peace with North Korea (and by ‘make peace,’ I mean Jack Black accidentally yelled into their territory). We ate so much Korean BBQ, my arteries are now 50% bulgogi. I tried meditating with monks in Gyeongju—that lasted 15 seconds. And somehow, after all of that, I’m still standing.”
(Cut to Conan dramatically collapsing onto a jjimjilbang floor in exhaustion, Will Smith fanning him with a towel.)
Conan (turning serious, gazing at the cityscape):
“But beyond the food, the neon lights, and the occasional near-death experience with a spicy pepper… what really got me was the people. The warmth, the humor, the passion for tradition mixed with this insane drive for innovation. Korea isn’t just a place—it’s an energy. One that sweeps you up, spins you around, and makes you feel like you’ve lived a hundred lifetimes in just a few days.”
(Cut to Conan and IU sharing tea in Ikseon-dong, Park Bo-gum guiding the group through ancient tombs, Ryan Reynolds laughing over kimchi pancakes.)
Conan (smirking, crossing his arms):
“And if you’re wondering—yes. I am officially a changed man. I will now be living in a hanbok full-time. I will be exclusively eating bibimbap for breakfast. And, most importantly—I will never, ever question the power of a Korean grandma’s jjimjilbang scrubbing skills again.”
(Cut to Conan, looking traumatized, being aggressively scrubbed in the spa. The Rock and Margot Robbie laugh hysterically.)
Conan (grinning, lifting his drink in the air):
“So to Korea, to everyone who shared this journey with me—to my incredible travel companions, my hilarious new friends, and to YOU watching this—thank you.
You got me, Korea. You got me good.”
(Cue music, as the camera pulls back, showing Conan laughing with Will, Zendaya, IU, and the whole gang, the Seoul skyline stretching endlessly behind them.)
Conan (raising his glass, eyes twinkling):
“Until next time… 건배! (Cheers!)”
(Cue credits rolling, filled with outtakes—Conan attempting K-pop dance moves, Jack Black serenading a dumpling, Will Smith dragging Conan into a dance-off, and Conan dramatically fake-crying as his jjimjilbang scrubbing session ends.)
THE END. (For now.)
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